Mar 29, 2021

Caught in the throes of a scandalous cyclone of black magic, monsters and molestation, the justifiably terrified citizens of Zimbabwe were gripped in a near paralytic panic as lives were devastated by well organized gangs of paranormal perverts who abused, maimed and sometimes killed their human prey; creating...

Mar 22, 2021

Although the citizens of Zimbabwe had, for centuries, been plagued by small, sinister, supernaturally created creatures known as goblins; beginning in 2012, Southern Africa was swept up in a sorcerous tsunami involving school teachers, police officers, evil wizards and a rampaging horde of lecherous,...

Mar 15, 2021

In the second decade of the 21st Century a paranormal epidemic culled straight out of the Dark Ages burst forth in a series of sensational newspaper articles which reported that the citizens of the Republic of Zimbabwe were under a vicious and sustained assault by a malevolent and sexually voracious race of mystical,...

Mar 8, 2021

Millennia before terms like “flying saucers” and “UFOs” became common vernacular, scores of witnesses claimed to have spied bizarre boat-like vehicles in the heavens. These cloud ships not only superficially resembled sea bound vessels, but came complete with uniformed crews and colossal anchors, which dragged...

Mar 1, 2021

Gnome clothes, tiny doors and a bizarre light in the woods 

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